If I Had Legs I'd Kick You poster

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 · R · 1h 53m · Directed by Mary Bronstein

Drama

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Synopsis

Everything is under control.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Trailer

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Cast

  • Rose ByrneRose ByrneLinda
  • Conan O'BrienConan O'BrienTherapist
  • A$AP RockyA$AP RockyJames
  • Danielle MacdonaldDanielle MacdonaldCaroline
  • Delaney QuinnDelaney QuinnChild
  • Mary BronsteinMary BronsteinDr. Spring
  • Ivy WolkIvy WolkDiana
  • Mark StolzenbergMark StolzenbergParking Attendant
  • Manu NarayanManu NarayanLandlord
  • Christian SlaterChristian SlaterFather
  • Eva KornetEva KornetBreathworker
  • Ella BeattyElla BeattyKate
  • Helen HongHelen HongEva
  • Daniel ZolghadriDaniel ZolghadriStephen
  • Josh PaisJosh PaisBrad
  • Ronald BronsteinRonald BronsteinCaroline's Husband (voice)
  • Lark WhiteLark WhiteVanessa
  • Laurence BlumLaurence BlumPolice Officer
  • Amy Judd LiebermanAmy Judd LiebermanMelanie
  • Char SidneyNurse

Details

Release date
October 10, 2025
Budget
$1.5M
Box office
$1.7M
Production
A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh
Country
United States of America
Languages
English, Spanish
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