imran3.9January 22, 2026Absolute garbage. Directors should be flogged. Only movie I’ve ever walked out on in the cinema. Don’t know what the nutters were thinking with that awful CGI. The original Star Wars had better CGI and it was decades before. This movie felt like the wet dream of a drunk leprechaun who wanted play at being a director. Ridiculous. Just remembering it is sending me into a rage. Wouldn’t wish this on any one. Maybe the French. (I’m British, I’m allowed a few French jokes per year.) Ah where was I? Yes. This tragedy of a dung heap. At least dung is useful as manure. The only this is useful for is to torture people to death. If you don’t get it by now, lemme expand upon my hate. I would rather swim accros the Arctic in the nude with a thousand paper cuts while being shocked by an electric eel than watch this again. At least I think I hate it that much. In fairness, whoever the villain was in the movie actually did a decent job and I honestly was rooting for him because every thing else was garbage. In summary. Don’t watch. Shame that the directors or writers might never see this review. I leave in peace- unlike the day I watched this movie at the Odeon cinema in Bath many years ago. The only highlight of that day was the halloumi sticks from Nando’s after we walked out.